Game:Zork/savannah

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 Savannah Score: Savannah Moves: Savannah


> Come into my arms, my love!


You run to Savannah's arms and the two of you embrace like the long lost siblings you are.


> WTF


Yeah. I thought it best to skip over the incest. That's just screwed up, after all.


> ....


Anyway, you enjoy a touching moment with Billy Ray Cyrus playing in the background and the credits preparing to roll as the happy reunion is concluded...


> sniff


Let me finish please, boet. As I was saying, unfortunately, dear, sweet, Savannah turns out to be a grue.


> Oh n0ez! Not Savannah!


Hey, at least they don't show it in the movie.


> What didn't they show in the movie?!


The grue ripping you limb from limb, dear.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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