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|Sandland||Score: 5||Moves: 67|
That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far.
You build a sand castle.
You build some sand hovels.
You build a whole sand kingdom and name it Toronto.
You get bored of Toronto and build a giant sand grue to destroy it. Your sand grue is so well build that you get five points and then it comes to life and eats you.
You get sand down your pants.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.