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> Go to the right

As you trudge to the right, it seems to get darker and darker. As you step next to a wreck to get some light in the utter darkness, you are set upon by pyromaniac Fire Grues, who are attracted by the glow of burning vehicles on the road.

They decide to have a live barbecue. You die a HORRIBLE death.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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