> I summon R. Lee Ermey!!!
> I said I summon R. Lee Ermey - you know, Your Senior Drill Instructor.
Okay, if you insist...hold on while I summon him...
A really REALLY hacked off old man in a Marine Corps uniform barges into the room screaming "WHO SUMMONED ME SO RUDELY LIKE THAT? WHO THE HELL IS THE GAWDAMNED PIECE OF COMMUNIST SH*T WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?!"
> Sir! This recruit did! Sir!
Ermey yells, "I BET IT WAS YOU, NUMBNUTS!"
> Sir! This recruit wishes to obtain the unobtanium crystal! Sir!
Ermey: "THAT IS MY UNOBTANIUM CRYSTAL, NUMBNUTS! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 69,105!"
Unfortunately, just as you start knocking 'em out, a Grue comes along...
> Oh no...not THAT...
> OK, so where's the You Died banner?
You don't get one. Now go do something useful.
> Yeah, more like that Jamehec moron has been away for waaaaaay too long and forgot how to make the You Died banner, amirite?
Uh...er...okay, you got me. So how exactly do I make that one?
> It's "zorkdied", remember?
Ah yes, now I remember. Here ya go!
- *** You have died ***
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