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|WHO THE F**K SUMMONED ME, MAGGOTS?!||Score: 99999||Moves: 453|
A really REALLY hacked off old man in a Marine Corps uniform barges into the room screaming "WHO SUMMONED ME SO RUDELY LIKE THAT? WHO THE HELL IS THE GAWDAMNED PIECE OF COMMUNIST SH*T WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?!"
Unfortunately, just as you start knocking 'em out, a Grue comes along...
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.