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|River||Score: ?||Moves: ?|
What luck! Despite the rushing water and razor-edged rocks, you made it across!
You are in a picnic area. There is a picnic basket here, smelling of hot peppers. There is also a glass bottle containing water.
There is a well worn path heading northwest, down a hill, to a beach. In the distance to the northwest, you see a yacht.
Opening the basket reveals a lunch.
Uhhh...you have nothing except a knife wound. All your possessions were lost in the river.
Good point...in that case, your clothes just washed up on shore.
You have clothes (being worn) and a knife wound.