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 Death Score: 30 Moves: 26

You cheerfully put the beautiful shiny warm ring on your finger. It dazzles and glints in the wan light of the laboratory, and you feel very pleased with yourself right up until the point where you keel over from radiation poisoning. Very fast radiation poisoning, naturally. If only you had a higher Constitution score, you'd have become the Green Lantern. Shame!

*** You have died ***

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