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> touch rat

The instant you touch the rat, your vision blurs and your skin begins to boil. You take two steps backward before you are asphyxiated by fluid bubbling up inside your lungs.

You have died of the plague.

Hold you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.

> look

Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.

*** You suck ***

Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):

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