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 Jordanhill railway station Score: 10 Moves: 16

> lie on rails

You hunker down on the rails for a good night's sleep. While they weren't as comfortable as they'd first appeared to be, you do manage to sleep for the entire rest of your life, because you are killed by a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths.

*** You've been Grue'd ***

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that is stupid!

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