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> investigate pocket further

Are you really sure you want to do that? Your stump is bleeding.

> yes

Are you really, REALLY sure?


You take your pants off and get a closer look at your pocket. You open the pocket up a bit, peer inside, and get swallowed up by an inter-dimensional portal in your pocket. You arrive at the other side of the portal and discover a world full of wonderful, wonderful things. There are trees made of chocolate, rivers of Kool-Aid, and it seems to be raining some sort of liquor. This place is an absolute paradise... or it would be if you weren't dead from blood loss.

*** You have died ***

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