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> use coin

You hold up the coin whilst cringing and awaiting inevitable death. But the pirates stop in their tracks and make little "ooh" and "aaah" sounds. Their leader, a particularly ugly SOB steps up to you and examines the coin. "Aaarrrrr" he exclaims, "This dubloon be part of Cap'n Mauvebeard's lost treasure! Well now, me hearty, that's gotta be worth somethin'".

He gives you a parrot, which hops up onto your shoulder.

You smile in what you hope is an innocuous manner, and back out of the bathroom door.

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