The parrot doesn't want to talk to you.
> feed parrot
What do you want to feed the parrot?
> parrot food, of course
The parrot happily eats your genitals. You are now infertile.
> WHAT THE FUCK?!
Parrots eat human genitals, didn't you know that, numbnuts?
> You are making that up. Gimme my genitals back.
Hey, it's not like you're gonna need them.
> Hey! In text adventure games you lose if you don't have every single item in your inventory!
Fine. There is a cabinet nearby, labeled SPARE GENITALS.
> Open cabinet. Get genitals.
Congratulations. You are now able to reproduce.
The parrot ruffles it's feathers.