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 Paradox Score: -0 Moves: Yak

Oh, no, you don't.

I won't have people creating paradoxes or things sprouting smaller (or larger) things to an infinitesmal value.

The only good thing that comes from that is that you get a nice game of BSOD.

So here, this is your reward. You shall endure a swift, painless death, which is actually a treasure compared to the other gristly ones in this game.

But, first, try this complementary Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie.

And, true to its word, the cookie has just the right texture and crispness, and the chocolate chips are at exactly the right moistness. The sheer perfection of it it takes your mind off the fact that you are euthanised seconds afterward. Aren't you lucky?

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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