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 oilplatform Score: -10 Moves: -7

> swim south

You come across a grue and decide it's a wise idea to continually poke it with a toasting fork. The grue is unimpressed and devours you whole.

*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***

In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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