> go northwest
As you head towards the wharf, you see a pirate coming towards you, with a parrot on his shoulder, a treasure chest under his arm, and at least one wooden leg. He spots what you're carrying, then shouts, "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... err, water." He grabs it and runs off towards the picnic area. Your non-wooden legs aren't as efficient as his, and you aren't able to catch him.