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Unfortunately, you don't HAVE a tissue.
Fortunately, you recall a tissue box somewhere downstairs.
Unfortunately, the closet doesn't open from the inside.
Fortunately you die quickly from the blood loss instead of prolongued starvation.
Unfortunately a team of White Rat-Ants eats the closet and your body.
Fortunately a Grue eats the team of White Rat-Ants.
Unfortunately, if you think about it, that means you were technically eaten by the Grue as well.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.