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 ...It's like South-north... Score: -500 Moves: -300

> go northsouth

You begin to walk north-south.

That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are.

Eventually it gets dark.

Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in cold, cold, Pennsylvania and you fall to the ground in a heap.

You get snow in your pants.

Sometime later you wake up a popsicle.

*** You have died ***

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