Game:Zork/ned

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 Sydney? Sydney Connors? Score: 0 Moves: 2

As you turn the corner, a hobo holds his hands out to you expectantly.


> Ignore hobo


Then, as you continue walking south, a man in glasses holding a briefcase approaches you.

"Sydney? Sydney Connors?"


> Ignore man


You ignore him, but you wonder why this man thinks he knows you.

"Don't you remember me? 'Cause I sure as heckfire remember you! Ned!"


> Who the fuck is Ned?


Oh, sorry, forgot about the amnesia. Just play along with it.

"Ned Ryerson!"


> Continue ignoring man


"Needlenose Ned"? Ned the Head? C'mon, kid. Case Western High! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing!"


> WTF?


"I got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again."


> Concentrate on ignoring man even more


"I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"


> Pretend to remember Ned


You say: "Ned Ryerson?" just to get him off your shoulder.


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