> Let us march on Waterloo, old chap, and give those Frenchies a bloody run for their capital!
You march on Waterloo, mon ami.
> WAIT! what about Duke Wellington?
You never specified which side to fight for, so I assumed you meant the losing one. By the way, you do know what happens next, eh?
Let's just say Nappy needed reluctant, grudging, conscripts like you for his cannon fodder.
> No, wait! I like Paris!
Should have mentioned that to His Imperial Majesty before they charged.
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