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|Zork: The Great Underground Empire||Score: meh||Moves: 1|
You attempt to viciously pwn the grue, but your Pwn4g3 stat isn't high enough for this creature to be pwnt. Why don't you go train it up for awhile? Oh, but you can't, because YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):