Game:Zork/n00b

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
 Zork: The Great Underground Empire Score: meh Moves: 1


> pwn grue

You attempt to viciously pwn the grue, but your Pwn4g3 stat isn't high enough for this creature to be pwnt. Why don't you go train it up for awhile? Oh, but you can't, because YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

See Also

Personal tools
projects