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 Zork: The Great Underground Empire Score: meh Moves: 1

> pwn grue

You attempt to viciously pwn the grue, but your Pwn4g3 stat isn't high enough for this creature to be pwnt. Why don't you go train it up for awhile? Oh, but you can't, because YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!

*** All your Zork are belong to us ***

Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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