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You burst into the room to be confronted with a strange and embarrassing sight. There is a Grue sitting on the bed, watching softcore hotel cable porn, and masturbating. You try to mumble an apology and withdraw from the room, but the Grue is too fast. He eats you in a way totally unlike the eating activity occuring on the TV screen.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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