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You burst into the room to be confronted with a strange and embarrassing sight. There is a Grue sitting on the bed, watching softcore hotel cable porn, and masturbating. You try to mumble an apology and withdraw from the room, but the Grue is too fast. He eats you in a way totally unlike the eating activity occuring on the TV screen.
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.