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 motelhallway00d Score: 0 Moves: 0

Your feeble attempts to break in by brute force only attracted a bunch of Grues and a baby rattlesnake, who all emerge from various doors in the hallway. They all bite you until you are dead. Then the Grues eat you while the baby rattlesnake wanders back into whichever room it came from.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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