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 motelclerk Score: 0 Moves: 0

The motel clerk appears seemingly out of nowhere. The clerk is a grue, so of course, rather than check you in, he eats you.

*** All your Zork are belong to us ***

Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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