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 motelclerk Score: 0 Moves: 0

The motel clerk appears seemingly out of nowhere. The clerk is a grue, so of course, rather than check you in, he eats you.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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