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> dodge the hammer blow, scramble up the hammer-shaft and jab the elven sword of great antiquity straight into his black heart

The mighty hammer Grond cleaves the air as it flies toward you! With a sudden burst of speed you dive out of the way of its cruel path! Still steady on your feet, you leap onto Grond's mighty head as Morgoth prepares a magical spell. Scrambling upward towards the Lord of Darkness's chest, you seize the unbearably bright elven sword of great antiquity, and...


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...and you kill Morgoth in a single hit.


Congratulations! You got 911,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 Experience Points!

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You reached experience level 00! Everything -911, 111!

You reached experience level 01! Everything +1!


> what the funk? Level 00? What the frick happened!?


Well, you see, nobody's supposed to be able to beat Morgoth. Not now, not ever. Also, the Experience Level variable can only hold two-digit numbers. The end result is that you got so much Experience from beating an "unbeatable" monster that your level wrapped around back to zero again, and all your stats have been reset to 1. Oh well, you know what they say: "A bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked."

Your elven sword of great antiquity has stopped glowing. You are now surrounded by darkness.

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