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 Somewhere Score: 1 Moves: 1

> stand

You stand.

The monkey dies inside the grue's stomach.

The grue eats you.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

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