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This appears to be a statue of Perseus, who slayed...slew...slayeth...oh whatever. He killed Medusa years ago. You're thinking if it worked for him, it'll work for you, so you take his sword and sheild.
You cut the Medusataur's head off. But as you grasp the key...AAAAUGH! THE MEDUSATAUR'S HEAD! IT LIIIIIIVES!!!!
You remember a bit too late that Perseus killed a Medusa, not a Medusataur.