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|Perseus||Score: ?||Moves: ?|
This appears to be a statue of Perseus, who slayed...slew...slayeth...oh whatever. He killed Medusa years ago. You're thinking if it worked for him, it'll work for you, so you take his sword and sheild.
You cut the Medusataur's head off. But as you grasp the key...AAAAUGH! THE MEDUSATAUR'S HEAD! IT LIIIIIIVES!!!!
You remember a bit too late that Perseus killed a Medusa, not a Medusataur.
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.