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 Perseus Score: ? Moves: ?

> look at statue of greek dude with sword

This appears to be a statue of Perseus, who slayed...slew...slayeth...oh whatever. He killed Medusa years ago. You're thinking if it worked for him, it'll work for you, so you take his sword and sheild.

> kill medusataur

You cut the Medusataur's head off. But as you grasp the key...AAAAUGH! THE MEDUSATAUR'S HEAD! IT LIIIIIIVES!!!!

You remember a bit too late that Perseus killed a Medusa, not a Medusataur.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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