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 End of the Maze Score: 120 Moves: 62

> go southwest

You hear "Oh, I don't think you should be going down there, sweetie..." but it's too late.

I said that the stairs were steep, and I said that you were completely blind with those sunglasses on. As a result, you fall down the stairs and break several vital bones on the way down, finishing with a three-point landing on top of your butcher knife. Yow!

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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