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|End of the Maze||Score: 120||Moves: 61|
Either way, your lips + her skin = the Kiss of Life in most fairytale dictionaries. And, yes, she's finally waking the hell up!
Fumbling for her eyes, she encounters the peril sensitive sunglasses. "Is this a prank?" she shouts. "Am I being 'punked' or whatever you call it?"
But, quick as a flash, she produces the bottle of Frobozz Cleaning Co. Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer that she had in her right hand all this time, and in moments her petrify-gaze-suppressing sunnies are melting away like a Wicked Witch in water - and with it your hopes and dreams.
...and that's all you'll ever be doing ever again, because you've just turned to stone.