Game:Zork/medusakiss3

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
 End of the Maze Score: 120 Moves: 61


> kiss medusataur


You lean over and give her a quick, gentle peck. Or, I dunno, maybe a long, drawn-out snog. Maybe even with tonguing. I don't care. Honest.

Either way, your lips + her skin = the Kiss of Life in most fairytale dictionaries. And, yes, she's finally waking the hell up!


> wait


The Medusataur lets out a soft yawn, stands bolt upright, and cries "What's going on? It's pitch black in here! I could be eaten by a grue!"

Fumbling for her eyes, she encounters the peril sensitive sunglasses. "Is this a prank?" she shouts. "Am I being 'punked' or whatever you call it?"


> "Medusataur, give key."


Seizing your chance, you sidle right up to her and prepare to command her to give you the unobtanium key.

But, quick as a flash, she produces the bottle of Frobozz Cleaning Co. Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer that she had in her right hand all this time, and in moments her petrify-gaze-suppressing sunnies are melting away like a Wicked Witch in water - and with it your hopes and dreams.


> aw shucks


You find yourself gazing straight into the Medusataur's wide open eyes...

...and that's all you'll ever be doing ever again, because you've just turned to stone.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

Personal tools
projects