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 Silvery Dome Score: ? Moves: ?

The music swells in the background as you bare your heart to your true love, whip off your glasses and leap into her surprised and uncomfortably hairy arms. You press your lips against her cow-like snout, and the moment seems to last forever as waves of emotion overcome the both of you. At last, you've done it. You didn't think you had the courage, but now, even though nothing can save her now, your love for her will go on forever.

Unfortunately, her hair does not appreciate this forthright act, and swiftly bites you to death before she can even open her eyes to petrify you, and then die horribly from the Phraraoh's Curse, and then get obliterated from existence by an unexpected earthquake that happens for no reason.

Hold you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.

> look

Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.

*** You have died ***

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