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You step out of the underground sandstone corridor and - since it's been awhile since we've had a good immersion-breaking anachronism - into a dimly-lit video arcade. At least, that's what you think it is, judging from the bleeps and squawks of assorted attract modes.
"Woe, my love! The curse will be upon me in seven turns!" weeps the Medusataur.