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The Medusataur, whose real name is Lady Susan Meadowgreen Minos, who is nineteen years old, who is the only living blood heir of the Royal Family of Crete, being born from the union of the Queen's son the Minotaur and the promoscuous and horrifying Medusa, and who is hopelessly in love with you, an ugly Internet-dwelling denizen with not a whit of royalty to your name, shouts "Now, my love! Pour the holy water upon me and free me from the curse, so that we may live and love each other forever! Mooo! Moooooo!"