> obtain the unobtainium key
You can't obtain ye unobtainium key!
> get the unobtainium key
Hark! It is unobtainable!
> You have got to be shitting me
For sooth! Tis truth I speak, by Toutatis!
> Wait, you just went from Ye Olde English to Asterix speak
These players are crazy!
> okay, just shut up
You can't shut up here.