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> go southwest

You're at a long, long staircase! Gasp! What dost thou doeth?

> get ye flask

Didest I mentionith a flask?

> Well, since you're getting on with yet another Thy Dungeonman parody thing I figured-

Shuteth thy mouth! Ye shalt not mentionith it! Now whatith will thou doeth?

> Go down the stairs

Thoust goes downeth ye stairs. Suddenlyeth, ye see that ye steps led down to two walls with spikes thateth are sloly enclosing aroundeth you! What dost thou do? Oh wait, there be a grue behindeth you. You get eaten before thou realizeeth what happened.

*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***

In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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