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You're at a long, long staircase! Gasp! What dost thou doeth?
Didest I mentionith a flask?
Shuteth thy mouth! Ye shalt not mentionith it! Now whatith will thou doeth?
Thoust goes downeth ye stairs. Suddenlyeth, ye see that ye steps led down to two walls with spikes thateth are sloly enclosing aroundeth you! What dost thou do? Oh wait, there be a grue behindeth you. You get eaten before thou realizeeth what happened.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.