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You're at a long, long staircase! Gasp! What dost thou doeth?
Didest I mentionith a flask?
Shuteth thy mouth! Ye shalt not mentionith it! Now whatith will thou doeth?
Thoust goes downeth ye stairs. Suddenlyeth, ye see that ye steps led down to two walls with spikes thateth are sloly enclosing aroundeth you! What dost thou do? Oh wait, there be a grue behindeth you. You get eaten before thou realizeeth what happened.
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):