Game:Zork/mazeend

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 Pharaoh's Tomb Score: 130 Moves: 58


> northwest


The large sandstone door is closed, sealed, and engraved with ancient hieroglyphics.


> examine seal


The seal holds the door shut forevermore. It appears to be made of unobtanium.


> read hieroglyphics


They read, from left to right: "Bird Looking Left, Stick Figure Holding Lantern, Three Reeds, Rectangular Thing With Fangs, Something That Looks Like Cthulhu, Stick Figure Being Violated, Potato With Letters On It, Dog Passing Water."


> speak "friend" and enter


This ain't no three-volume novel, fatcakes.


> fire a hadoken


Yeah, so you thought killing the Grue King gave you enough XP to gain ten levels of Black Magery? You must've miscounted, poindexter.

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