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> eat lunch

You plop down on the soft ground for lunch. Suddenly, however, a Viet Cong party emerges from the thicket and rakes you with AK-47 fire.

> crawl away

You drag yourself through the elephant grass, bleeding from the multiple bullet wounds. Even as you express relief at having survived this ordeal, a giant foot drops from above and crushes you.

*** Yu hve ded ***

Wuld yu lik to stat ovr, rstre a sved pstion, or end tis sesion of Zork? (Type RESTRT, RESTRE, or QUT):

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