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 Mmm...lunch... Score: ? Moves: ?

> Eat the lunch

At last! Sweet, tasty revenge for that time you got eaten by the lunch after eating the grue! The lunch is helplessly inanimate as you devour it.

As you shake the crumbs off yourself, you suddenly notice a long, meal-shaped shadow spreading over you. Could it be that the lunch you just ate had a bigger brother or sister?

> turn around

Too late - you are eaten by a banquet.

*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***

Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

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