Game:Zork/lunchtime

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> eat lunch


You plop down on the soft ground for lunch. Suddenly, however, a Viet Cong party emerges from the thicket and rakes you with AK-47 fire.


> crawl away


You drag yourself through the elephant grass, bleeding from the multiple bullet wounds. Even as you express relief at having survived this ordeal, a giant foot drops from above and crushes you.



*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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