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 Retard Score: 3.1415 Moves: 42

That was dumb of you, stupid. You are dead. I'm not even going to give you options of what to do next. I guess you are just going to have to shut down the computer... or click the back tab, whatever floats your boat, loser.

*** You fail at Zork ***

Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):

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