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 Ogre Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}

> Befriend Ogre

You offer to befriend the ogre. Ogres, however, are noted for their antisocial behavior, and this is no exception. The ogre bashes your skull to a fine powder.

*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***

In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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