Game:Zork/leaflet

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 Leaflet Score: 0 Moves: 1


> examine leaflet

Which one? The grue is getting closer.
> the one on the floor

Ah.

It says,"eurgs and grues." The grue is 5 steps away.


> Smash Grue with that ambiguous iMac you got in the corner.

The grue eats it, and he eats you.

Seriously, what did you expect? It's a GRUE.

*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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