Game:Zork/ladder04

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As you begin to taunt the smoking wreckage that was the Grue, you forget one important fact about Grues: only light can kill them.

You turn your back to the Grue, drop your soiled trousers, and give it a good mooning. While you bend over, the Grue gets up, wipes the dirt off its fur, and quickly eats you.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You have died ***


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