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As you begin to taunt the smoking wreckage that was the Grue, you forget one important fact about Grues: only light can kill them.

You turn your back to the Grue, drop your soiled trousers, and give it a good mooning. While you bend over, the Grue gets up, wipes the dirt off its fur, and quickly eats you.

*** You have died ***

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