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You check the stolic. KABOOM!!!! There is an explosion worthy of five exclamation marks!
In related news, you died! Smooth move, ex-lax!
(But, like, don't just immediately assume that every instance of "check stolic" leads to here, cause maybe you just used it at the wrong time, or something.)
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.