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You check the stolic. KABOOM!!!! There is an explosion worthy of five exclamation marks!
In related news, you died! Smooth move, ex-lax!
(But, like, don't just immediately assume that every instance of "check stolic" leads to here, cause maybe you just used it at the wrong time, or something.)
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
...Or maybe you meant to inspect the stolic?