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 Death Score: ? Moves: ?

You check the stolic. KABOOM!!!! There is an explosion worthy of five exclamation marks!

In related news, you died! Smooth move, ex-lax!

(But, like, don't just immediately assume that every instance of "check stolic" leads to here, cause maybe you just used it at the wrong time, or something.)

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

...Or maybe you meant to inspect the stolic?

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