> Use your stick of gum, I guess
> What? I said my use stick of gum I guess!
I said no.
Because, stupidface, if you had read the Chuck Norris page as you claimed you did, you would have noticed that anyone who got too close to the Norris/Cobain fight would melt, and the world would crumble into nothingness. So you do, and it does.
> No fair!
Says you, dead-y.
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