Game:Zork/knifegrue

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> attack grue

How the hell did you get this far without a brain? The grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Maybe next time you'll bring something better than a knife.

Like a tank.


*** You got screwed ***


Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


> i hate you in every way possible


Oh yeah, you could've also tried using that gram of turmeric behind you. Sorry I didn't mention about it earlier.

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