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> attack grue

How the hell did you get this far without a brain? The grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Maybe next time you'll bring something better than a knife.

Like a tank.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

> i hate you in every way possible

Oh yeah, you could've also tried using that shaggy dog behind you. Sorry I didn't mention about it earlier.

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