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> attack grue

How the hell did you get this far without a brain? The grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Maybe next time you'll bring something better than a knife.

Like a tank.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

> i hate you in every way possible

Oh yeah, you could've also tried using that branch behind you. Sorry I didn't mention about it earlier.

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