Game:Zork/knifegrue

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> attack grue

How the hell did you get this far without a brain? The grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Maybe next time you'll bring something better than a knife.

Like a tank.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.


> i hate you in every way possible


Oh yeah, you could've also tried using that fridge magnet behind you. Sorry I didn't mention about it earlier.

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