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 Knife Score: 0 Moves: 2

> take knife

What the hell? You take out the knife and then decide to put it back in? You like having a knife in your leg or something?

> uh, yes?

Then why the hell did you remove the knife?

> I dunno...

You know what I know? How to do the zorkdied banner!

> but I didn't die!

You examine the knife. Turns out it's actually a Grue made of stainless steel. Of course, you know what happens next, right?

*** You've bit the big banana ***

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