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|Kitchen||Score: 5||Moves: 2|
You quickly grab the knife and stick it in your pants. You suddenly feel a strong sense of justice. Soon your knife's pure, shining blade will bite the flesh of the sinners.
You've got some clothes on, a stick of gum in your pocket, and a knife sticking into your leg. Ah. You suddenly feel a strong sense of mind-bending irony, as well as mind-bending agony.