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 Use Chucks Score: Not a lot Moves: 454

> Use Chucks

...*bursts out laughing*

> What?

If this was REALLY your save file, you'd know that Chuck Norris sided with the Grues about 41 turns ago. But this isn't your playthrough, is it? Screw Grue, Chuck's going to kill YOU!

> use Slaxe Chucks

Um... you dropped your slaxe-chucks, remember? Not like it'll do you any good, Chuck Norris is armed with a 2-ply tissue. Trust me, that's enough for him to strangle YOU with. Punk-ass cheater.

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