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|Living room||Score: 20||Moves: 17|
The child, with tears welling up in his eyes, tells you that all his short life all he has wanted is a stick of Big Red chewing gum. "Do you have any Big Wed, mister? I'll give you my keychain if you give me some Big Wed."
"No, I can't wead," he tells you.
His eyes light up and he wordlessly hands you the keychain. You foul excuse for a human.
You've got some clothes, a butcher knife, a flashlight, some batteries, and this poor kid's keychain.