Game:Zork/kid2

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 Living room Score: 15 Moves: 14


> talk to kid

The child, with tears welling up in his eyes, tells you that all his short life all he has wanted is a stick of Big Red chewing gum. "Do you have any Big Wed, mister? I'll give you my keychain if you give me some Big Wed."


> ask kid if he can read

"No, I can't wead," he tells you.


> give juicy fruit to kid

His eyes light up and he wordlessly hands you the keychain. You foul excuse for a human.


> inv

You've got some clothes, a butcher knife, some batteries, and this poor kid's keychain.

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