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The child, with tears welling up in his eyes, tells you that all his short life all he has wanted is a stick of Big Red chewing gum. "Do you have any Big Wed, mister? I'll give you my keychain if you give me some Big Wed."
Holy crap you have gum. Unfortunately, it's Juicy Fruit, and slightly used.
"No, I can't wead," he tells you.